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Those who went to Hurst Nook
Sunday School would know that the aim of the children was to complete their Star
Card for good attendance.
As some of the kids didn't want to go, they got
entered in the register and ejected for bad behaviour, thus achieving both
goals; in the register and being out of school.
The easiest way to do
this was to the adjust the words of the hymn called Happy Land as
follows:
There is a Happy Land far, far away.
Where all the piggies
play all through the day
When they see the butcher come
Cutting
slices off their bum
You should see the buggers run
Far, far
away
This would always result in being
dismissed by Parker Birtwistle the Sunday School Teacher
!